Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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