After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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