If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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