How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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