So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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