It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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