Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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