You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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