The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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