Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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