why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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