YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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