school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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