i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You're a waste of cheezeits
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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