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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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