I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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