I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Green mimosas i think yes
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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