Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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