are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
