I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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