Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
