BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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