I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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