its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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