The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
this hospital has no fireball
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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