this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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