party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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