Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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