i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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