just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
