Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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