Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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