you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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