Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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