She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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