I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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