Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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