I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
