If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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