Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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