My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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