Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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