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I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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