All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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