I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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