nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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