i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
