My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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