I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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