i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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