i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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