just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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