wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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